Never mind the banging booty, or the exquisite Armenian features that Kim Kardashian possesses. The reason why Kanye is with her is because she pumps the gas. No doubt about it. Lord knows it ain’t the cooking that keeps him around.
You ain’t gotta do it all the time. In fact he should be pumping the gas more often than you, but that one time, in the middle of a fierce snowstorm, you gotta look ya man right in the eyes and say “Baby I got this.” If he’s a good man he’ll say “No babe. You stay here I’ll do it.” But if he’s a real n*gga, he’ll wait comfortably inside while you weather the storm, and equip the vehicle with $20 worth of Premium.
So you gotta decide for yourself, what you want? A good man, or a real n*gga? You don’t know any good men who drive Lamborghinis. You wanna ride in a lambo don’t you? Well then you better get out the damn car and pump that gas every now and then for a real n*gga.
Kim Kardashian pumping gas into a Lambo and you patiently waiting inside a Toyota for the gas meter to hit Full.