Kim Kardashian cooked for Kanye and… I’m no chef or nothing like that, but I’m sure at some point during culinary training, there’s a lesson which teaches you that “Presentation is key.” You can’t just be all sloppy and throw some bulsh*t on some nice china plates and think it’s all good. Nah… make that sh*t look presentable.
having said all that… If Kim Kardashian cooked for me, I’d eat that dry ass meal with a smile on my face. Never mind the fact that she insists on cooking “SoulFood” because I’m black. I’d wash that racism right down with whatever flavor Kool-Aid she prepared. (Probably Cherry. She must know black people like cherry Kool-Aid the best.) I’d also forget all about the fact that the macaroni ain’t got much cheese on it, and the chicken wings bout the same size as McNuggets. It’s all good. Cuz the fact is, she’s Kim Kardashian her ass is nice and she tried her best to make me a meal.
I know for a fact though, when Kanye bit into that cornbread he missed his mother. Sh*t I miss her myself, just looking at that plate. But still, I know he ate that flavorless cuisine with a smile. I would too.


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